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MER CHRIMUS

[deadbydawn]

[Dammit, DJ. Giving a bro something so nice that he can't help but stare longingly at it and feel an overwhelming feeling of shame that he's been an absolute Scrooge this Christmas. Thus, Ash embarks on a whirlwind of last minute shopping--and shoplifting--to present DJ with a poorly wrapped gift covered in tape and shoddily cut paper.

What's in the box, you ask? Why, it's a six-pack of beers--the nice pale ale, not that cheap bullshit. The can art features a psychedelic-looking wolf snarling at the viewer, radiating intense, overly-saturated colors. Additionally, there's a bag of jellybeans, a novelty key-chain that says the name "DAVID" (the closest thing he could find to DJ), and a baseball cap with two holes cut out in them for DJ's horns.

With this wildly varied assortment of items, it'll be hard not to assume that Ash just raided a corner store or something. In shaky, nearly illegible handwriting is a tag.

- merry christmas]